Occupation
Having a blast

What I Do for Fun
Convince people I'm an influencer (People buy it)

My Biggest Contradiction
I'm indifferent toward physical touch, yet it's also my love language

What You'll Never Find in My House
Blackout curtains

Something I'd Do 1000x Over
Sleep in an African village and immerse myself with the locals

Something I Think We've Lost the Plot Of
Godparents.

Life Motto
If you're looking for me, don't

A Man I Love
The Pope

Something I'd Never Do Again
Skydive

Trend I Don't Get
Faux freckles

An abbreviation I hate
TY

Something I Think About More Than I Should
Memorial Benches

Things We Should Normalize
Saying goodbye in text conversations

Hot Take
Funeral processions should be illegal

Fun Fact
I become Dusk after 10 p.m.

Things I Tell People With Alarming Confidence
I’m half Irish (the freckles only cover one side)